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| Keywords: project 365 project365 manky skiprat mankyskiprat thieving bitch thievingbitch scutter doorstop theft doorstoptheft cctv security camera securitycamera Ah, Christmas. Peace and goodwill to all men and the spirit of giving. Naive, you say? Perhaps. Times are hard, and people are skint and some are doing things that they might not otherwise do. Despite all of this, I find this hard to believe. What kind of person steals decorations from a Christmas tree? Apparently, people like this manky skiprat, who at twenty past three this morning bounces up to the front door and takes a leisurely five minutes fighting with the Christmas tree to try and remove the lights. She managed it in the end, though only by severing the mains cable, rendering them utterly useless to her. She then pocketed the star from the top, grabbed a few bits of tinsel (I'm not making this up) and then got off with them. Would you be arsed for a ten quid set of lights? She probably spends that a day on fags. Merry Christmas love. I hope you wire them straight to a mains plug instead of a low voltage transformer and they burn your bloody house down. Ah, Christmas. Peace and goodwill to all men and the spirit of giving. Naive, you say? Perhaps. Times are hard, and people are skint and some are doing things that they might not otherwise do. Despite all of this, I find this hard to believe. What kind of person steals decorations from a Christmas tree? Apparently, people like this manky skiprat, who at twenty past three this morning bounces up to the front door and takes a leisurely five minutes fighting with the Christmas tree to try and remove the lights. She managed it in the end, though only by severing the mains cable, rendering them utterly useless to her. She then pocketed the star from the top, grabbed a few bits of tinsel (I'm not making this up) and then got off with them. Would you be arsed for a ten quid set of lights? She probably spends that a day on fags. Merry Christmas love. I hope you wire them straight to a mains plug instead of a low voltage transformer and they burn your bloody house down. | ||||
